GET YOUR HOLIDAY DRANK ON

The Holiday season is fun, but it’s even more fun when you’re belligerently drunk and your family wonders where they went wrong. Spill things, dance on tables, break something valuable, because this is the only time its semi-acceptable. Enjoy!

• 2 oz Kahlua

• 2 oz egg nog

• whipped cream to taste

• agave

• rainbow nonpareils

• 1 gingerbread man

• 1 candy cane

• Cherry Jello-O Package

• Green Jello-P Package

• 1 cup warm water ( 2 parts)

• 1/2 cup white rum or vodka (2 parts)

• 1/2 cup cold water (2 parts)

• red sugar sprinkles

• candy canes

1.

Follow Jell-O instructions according to the box. Fill 1 in of the shot glasses with red Jell-O and put in refrigerator for ~1hr. Once the red has hardened, fill 1 in with green (on top of the red) and repeat.

• Guinness

• 1 shot Fireball Whiskey

• Red Hots to taste

• 1 oz Hypnotiq Liquor

• 1 oz vodka

• 1 splash of Sprite

• Pineapple to garnish

• Starfruit to garnish

• Coconut to rim

• 2 oz chocolate cherry Baileys

• 1/2 oz espresso

• peppermint bark

• a few red cherries

• chocolate shavings

1.

Pour the hot espresso on top of the peppermint bark until the chocolate melts through and falls into glass.